about

I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. I play bluegrass celleo, and have been the subject of numerous documentaries. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I sleep once a week. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.